I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Where is the hickey?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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