I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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