You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
So squirting runs in the family.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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