you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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