If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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