sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Never joke about your clitoris.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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