I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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