sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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