I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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