I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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