So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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