I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
