you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Randomize