Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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