NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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