No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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