Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
A+ Viking dick
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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