She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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