How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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