why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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