You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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