Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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