I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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