I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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