Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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