Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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