i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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