Have you finally orgasmed yet?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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