That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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