True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
