One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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