I swear she didn't look like that last week.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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