absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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