Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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