He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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