I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I could make wine with my vomit
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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