Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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