White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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