VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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