ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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