Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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