did you get engaged???
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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