Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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