I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
