just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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