nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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