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steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
now i know why i became what i already was.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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