I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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