the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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