waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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