Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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