I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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