i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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